options

so i think there's something wrong with my left brain. and with the right one, as well.
actually, there's some trouble with my heart, too, to be honest.

i guess i'll have to cut my body tonight, boil my brains and my heart. they say boiling takes away all the bad stuff.

and if that won't work, i may as well plant some myrt seeds in my head and my chest - wait for them to grow. but this would take too long.

ultimately, i might chop my brains and my heart. and make little ladybugs out of them, put these ladybugs back where my brains and my heart used to belong to - just to spice everything up. because replacing my brains with my heart did not work so far. and replacing my heart with my brains was another total disaster. so i am kind of running out of options here.

cut, sprout, and boil.